#32, Janice.

When i first met Janice, i was struck by one thing: her eyebrows. Well, that and her salacious metal-band tank tops and painted-on jeans. She was quite a sexy thing, very bold and outspoken, face almost always scowling for no reason. She lived in a rock 'n roll pad with Jackie, and one day they introduced me to the woman behind Janice's inspiration for her eyebrows: Nina Hagen. Ah, a whole new world! Janice once told me about reverse-rollerskating to Billy Squier's "Stroke" at a roller rink when she was younger, a story that remains fresh in my mind today. She was always having problems with her contact lenses, and did way too many stimulants. She constantly drooled over long-haired Hessian metal boys. Last i heard, Janice was finally married to one of those boys, with a child, and one more on the way! Hope you're happy, Janice, wherever you are.