Saturday, December 3

#86, Fictitious Name Girl.

We met at a party (a small variety show night among friends), and you came on to me. In fact, you came on to me and my boyfriend. And, just for crystal-clarity, you gave us your business card and said, "In case it isn't obvious, i'm totally picking you guys up right now."
It was awkward, and even a little aggressive. At one point you got down on your knees for what seemed like several minutes and demanded that i kiss you; no one in the room noticed, which made it seem very much like an episode of The Twilight Zone. You'd sung a Nico song and i later found out that the (admittedly strange) name you'd given everyone was not in fact your real name. Bizarre! After you'd passed out from The Drunkenness, i helped your boyfriend carry drumset pieces to his car. "i'm so sorry..." he said, repeatedly. it was alright.

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